In the ever-entertaining saga of Washington politics, the latest episode features some well-seasoned stars—none other than Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi. For anyone keeping track at home, it seems as though both have entered into a rather bemusing competition of sorts. Call it a quest for clarity, or perhaps just a comedic ballet of bewilderment. As Biden asks, “Where am I going now?” the audience can only chuckle while clutching their pearls. It’s almost like watching a reality show where the script seems to have been misplaced.

At a recent FEMA event, Biden’s sense of direction became a talking point once again. Just picture the scene: a roomful of people in need of leadership during a crisis, and there’s Joe, seemingly mesmerized by some distant mirage. Imagine looking to your guide only to find him lost in thought—or maybe just lost in general.

Speaking of Nancy, she too has been starring in her own riveting act. As if she’s auditioning for the role of America’s Wandering Aunt, she stumbles through speeches with all the grace of a GPS losing signal. In a recent showcasing of what some might call “slurred charisma,” Pelosi found herself not unlike Biden, bewildered and slightly off-course, though arguably with a bit more flair. This awkward adventure included speaking into a dead microphone—because who doesn’t love a mime act during a political speech?

At a spry 83, Pelosi, and her orthopedic shoes, are keeping up with the whimsical tradition of our Capitol Hill elders. And why not? After all, she isn’t just any garden-variety seasoned public servant; she is a veritable encyclopedia of political survival. So when you hear dispatches about her attempting to crab-walk down a staircase in heels, think of it as just another episode of “Survivor: Capitol Hill Edition.” Who knew the stakes were quite so thrilling?

So here we are, waiting for the next act in this ongoing dramedy. Will term limits become the new fashion statement on the Hill, or will the current cast of characters continue their curtain call? As Pelosi nods and smiles at the crowd and Biden continues his epic quest for direction, the American public can only sit back and enjoy the show. It’s a dizzying dance with one undeniable truth: politics, dear friends, is the greatest stage of all.