In the realm of political drama, sometimes things aren’t what they seem, and our bewildering political landscape doesn’t make matters any clearer. Kamala Harris recently received an endorsement from none other than Barack and Michelle Obama. Well, sort of. But if you think the drama ends with a simple “we support you,” think again. Let’s dive into the theatrical production that has become modern American politics.

Picture this: Kamala Harris is on a speakerphone call, supposedly with both Barack and Michelle Obama. Yet, in a puzzling twist, she’s holding the phone up to her ear, decked out in some seriously high-priced jewelry and microphones around. Why all the paraphernalia for a friendly chit-chat? Could it be that the Obamas weren’t exactly together during the call?

Oh, but it was Valentine’s Day. What better time than the day of love to squash all those nasty rumors, right? Barack and Michelle shared snaps that one would expect would silence the doubters. Instead, these photos were posted with an odd sameness. The same timestamp, same sentiment, and—drumroll—awkward lighting. Sounds more like a made-for-TV photo op than an organic moment of affection, don’t you think?

For those entertained by this curious escapade, the layers keep coming. In a parallel Valentine’s Day development, Donald Trump’s administration—as ever the supplier of surprises—rolled out a message with its own unique charm. Unlike the Obamas’ lovey-dovey posts, Trump’s message wasn’t full of sweet nothings but rather a stern warning to illegal immigrants. Nothing shows you care like an ironic Valentine.

So here we are, folks, left to untangle this web of political theater. Maybe the lesson isn’t about optics or love—they’ll leave you baffled and chuckling—but rather a reminder that politicians, regardless of their side of the aisle, have their own ways of “showing” togetherness. Meanwhile, spectators are left to wonder, who’s directing this show?