Imagine a world where government-run grocery stores become the latest trend in American cities. It might sound like an elaborate prank or perhaps an experiment gone wildly astray, but in New York City, this is being seriously considered. A mayoral hopeful, Mamdani, proposes going full throttle with a plan to open city-owned grocery stores to combat sky-high food prices. But before anyone gets too excited about subsidized cornflakes, let’s take a comedic detour to Kansas City for a cautionary tale.

Kansas City tried something similar with its own government-run grocery store called Sun Fresh. Despite pouring almost $18 million into the effort over the past ten years, the results were predictable—or at least predictable to anyone who’s spent time in a communist country. Spoiler alert: the store didn’t make it. Instead, it served as a testament to the perils of city-controlled retail. It collapsed under the weight of bare shelves, foul odors, and frustrated customers trying to find anything edible to put in their shopping baskets.

The death knell for Sun Fresh rang out suddenly, with a note slapped on the door explaining that circumstances were beyond their control. Naturally, people were left wondering what level of unforeseen circumstances could bring a store to its knees. Those with insights into the free market might suggest that it’s not the best idea to leave millions of dollars’ worth of groceries and economics in the hands of city administration, especially when theft and security issues are rampant.

Kansas City was apparently so enamored with their venture that they found themselves mired in red ink instead of red apples. The whole debacle left residents dreaming of what those millions could have achieved if focused elsewhere—fixing potholes, improving schools, or even sponsoring a few local baseball teams. Despite these letdowns, folks on the coasts apparently think they can whip up a better outcome in New York. How quaint.

Meanwhile, if anyone’s ever taken a trip to the grocery stores of Cuba, they’d see the grim reality that snapped Kansas City’s grocery dreams. There, empty shelves and lines reminiscent of concert tickets aren’t due to popularity but scarcity. The government gets a gold star for creativity when it stocks aisles with an overwhelming surplus of the same bean brand while fresh produce and meats remain an exotic dream. This isn’t what you’d call culinary freedom; it’s communism’s greatest hits in a food aisle near you.

So, before New Yorkers dive into city-run food markets with wide-eyed optimism, maybe they should consider tuning into the Kansas City saga or flipping through history books. Because if socialism has taught us one thing, it’s that this tale usually ends up with more beans than benefits, and a lot more questions than answers.