In a world saturated with so many peculiarities, it’s only fitting that our latest dose of hilarity involves a rather eccentric approach to food delivery. Imagine a home security scene that seems straight out of a spy movie, except it’s in someone’s driveway, and the perpetrators are unsuspecting food delivery drivers. The spectacle unfolds as an individual adopts an elaborate defensive routine for each delivery that arrives at their door.

Of course, our cautious customer uses fake names for every order, and lest we forget the trusty mannequin strategically perched within eyesight. Now, who could say no to a mannequin’s comforting presence?

While these antics appear intended to poke fun at some personal safety practices taken to the extreme, one could argue this is all avoidable by following an age-old piece of advice: don’t live in a liberal city. The commentator slyly suggests that maybe moving to a perceived safer red state might eliminate the perceived need for such intense security measures. Although it’s evident that the red states aren’t exactly rolling out the welcome mat for such theatrics. Maybe it’s time to embrace common sense instead of cuffs, offering an open invitation for a simpler life beyond the theatrics of a locked-down driveway.