In a world where comedy meets the cold, hard facts of life, there’s a story that’s not just shocking but can also make you scratch your head in disbelief. Yes, friends, we’re diving into the bizarre tale that unfolded on the New York City subway, where the only thing worse than the subway’s smell is the actions of a certain illegal immigrant who apparently took “riding the subway” to a whole new and disgusting level.

Now, imagine you’re riding the subway, just trying to get to work or meet a friend for drinks. Then, amidst the crowd and the cacophony of sounds, what do you find? A human corpse? Sounds like something straight out of a horror movie, right? But instead of calling for help, it seems our friend Felix Rojos decided to conduct his own twisted version of a reality show—complete with theft and a depraved act no one should ever think about, let alone commit. I mean, come on! Can we at least agree that robbing a dead guy is just plain wrong? What’s next? Starting a GoFundMe for your criminal activities?

Felix, who is not just an illegal immigrant but a repeat border-crosser (five times, in case you lost count), thought it’d be a grand idea to rummage through the pockets of the deceased—and it’s not for loose change, folks. It appears he was after more than just a cloak of invisibility. After doing a little scavenging, as if he were living in some post-apocalyptic video game, he decided to have a personal party with a dead body. Seriously, what goes through someone’s mind to think this is acceptable behavior? It’s as if he thought he was starring in a demented remake of “Weekend at Bernie’s.”

And let’s talk about the logic here. That’s beating a dead horse, or more aptly, a dead man—in literally the worst way possible! You can’t really ask for consent from a corpse, can you? It’s like trying to get a dog to pick up another dog’s bone. There’s just no way! But hey, maybe mercy and morality are just foreign concepts to some. As Rojos faces charges, one has to wonder: is it the lack of borders that invites such a lack of boundaries?

Jumping states, we see illegal immigrants performing in a whole other level of “organized crime adventures.” Did you hear about the siblings, Paola and Miguel Duran Duran? Yes, you read that right. They’re not just breaking into people’s homes but also hoping to go home with a cool million dollars—as if they were in some heist movie gone wrong. Who do they think they are, the Mexican Ocean’s Eleven? Armed with guns and a plot worthy of a daytime soap opera, they decided kidnapping a mother and her one-year-old was a grand idea. Perhaps they thought they could negotiate like they were trading Pokémon cards in the schoolyard—except this isn’t a game, and certainly not a cute collector’s item.

Now we, the moral agents of society, must ask: is this what America is coming to? Two sets of illegal immigrants engaging in acts that would make any sane person’s skin crawl all while folks keep insisting that illegal immigration isn’t a problem. This isn’t just isolated incidents; we’re talking patterns here! If “going wild” is a new trend, let’s hope it doesn’t catch on in the rest of the population.

At the end of the day, while we can make jokes and laugh about bone-headed decisions, the grim truth underlying these stories shows us there are serious issues we need to tackle. The statistics might be a little shaky, and the narratives confusing, but the common denominator remains: when it comes to illegal immigration and crime, it’s about time we have a serious chat about boundaries—both human and lawful. So, as we chuckle and shake our heads, let’s also demand a little accountability. Perhaps it’s time we spark that conversation about who gets to cross into our lives—both literally and figuratively!