Well, folks, here’s a reality check straight from an outspoken Brit who’s hopped across the pond: If you think America is a fascist, totalitarian nightmare, you might want to take a look in the mirror. This enlightened European turned Yankee transplant has a spicy message for all the folks whining about the Land of the Free. Despite the noise and flag-burning antics, those complaining don’t seem to know how good they’ve got it.

Ever wonder why some folks can’t stop shouting about America being a dictatorship? Our friend Jack, the fearless immigrant, can’t quite wrap his head around it. His British bemusement is palpable. If America were truly the dystopian nightmare some claim it to be, they certainly wouldn’t be letting people take creative liberties with their bodies, nor would there be room for protest parades and public grumbling. A genuine dictatorship would have them digging in the cobalt mines rather than expressing themselves on social media.

And let’s chat about freedom for a second. You know, those rights often taken for granted—freedom of speech, the right to peacefully assemble, and, let’s not forget, the defense of oneself with personal firearms. These are liberties others across the globe only dream about. This Brit calls out the jaw-dropping hypocrisy of some who are more comfortable criticizing their home’s apparent lack of freedom while enjoying its many freedoms.

To put the cherry on top, let’s not forget our buddies across the Atlantic. Jack mentions just how quick the UK is to toss someone in jail over a misguided tweet. Even with stricter speech laws, this claim may exaggerate the frequency of such occurrences. Meanwhile, back on these shores, even the most outrageous opinions find a stage. Quite the contrast, don’t you think?

So next time someone starts moaning about America’s supposed descent into tyranny, maybe they need to hear it straight from an immigrant who’s been there and done that. Jack loves America for what it truly offers—freedom like no other. His parting shot is simple: Appreciate the country you have. And with that, God bless America, indeed.