In a plot twist that has us reaching for popcorn, the FBI is reportedly considering a high-profile perp walk for their former bigwig, James Comey. Apparently, Comey’s been up to some shenanigans and now faces charges for lying to Congress and obstructing proceedings. This comes after a grand jury decided to indict him, and the news is spreading like wildfire. It seems President Trump gave the issue a not-so-subtle nudge by pressing Pam Bondi to take a closer look at his old rival, leading us to the current spectacle.
But wait, it gets better. There’s talk of an FBI agent who got the boot for refusing to take part in this upcoming dramatics. Now, there’s this whole debate about whether it’s kosher to do these public displays. Spoiler alert: the Department of Justice actually frowns upon such antics. Yet, one can’t help but chuckle at the sudden call to propriety. It seems some folks have spotty memories about past perp walk productions starring other infamous figures.
Roger Stone, a hot name from not so long ago, brings back memories of a similar morning broadcast. Remember when the FBI showed up at his Florida doorstep with cameras rolling, courtesy of a front-row seat provided to CNN? Stone had quite the list of charges, including obstruction and making false statements—sound familiar? It’s a bit like déjà vu with different players on stage, but the same old script. The media, back then, was all too happy to play along, unlike now, where the tune has changed.
Critics, ever-ready with popcorn and commentary, are calling out the media’s selective outrage. Networks that once eagerly captured Stone’s saga are now wringing their hands over the ethical implications of doing the same with Comey. It’s a classic case of media double standards, complete with all the slapstick we didn’t ask for, but somehow can’t escape. The hypocrisy department seems fully staffed and hard at work.
So as the nation waits for the possible curtain-raiser on Comey’s perp walk, one thing’s certain—people aren’t forgetting the past shows anytime soon. As the spectacle inches closer to its premiere, viewers are left pondering whether the media will rediscover its consistency or continue its high-wire act of bias. The drama, suspense, and comedy of it all might just be coming to a screen near you. Don’t forget your snacks!
