In a world where the news often defies logic, the latest scoop involving former FBI Director James Comey is sure to turn heads and drop jaws. The FBI is reportedly considering a high-drama arrest and perp walk for Comey, who’s been indicted for lying to Congress and obstructing governmental procedures. It’s a scandalous twist that has readers shaking their heads.

Now, let’s set the stage: imagine a bulky team of agents clad in full FBI regalia, ready to swoop in and make headlines. It’s like an action movie, except it’s real life! But wait, didn’t the FBI pull a similar stunt with Trump’s associates? Roger Stone experienced a pre-dawn raid with media conveniently nearby to capture every dramatic moment. It seems like everyone forgot about that part—or maybe some prefer to overlook these little inconsistencies.

Some folks are quick to note the apparent double standards at play here. When it was Roger Stone on the hot seat, there was no shortage of screens and cameras capturing the moment, with special arrangements even made for some press outlets to get up close and personal. Why the uproar now, when similar tactics are being considered against Comey? One can’t help but chuckle at the selective outrage.

Of course, there’s a lot of finger-wagging and righteous indignation from the usual suspects. Certain commentators, once again, are hollering about propriety and fairness. But those very people were suspiciously quiet when Trump’s team faced their own public shaming. Hypocrisy, anyone? In this comical sequel of public figure arrests, it seems the playbook remains the same, even if the characters switch sides.

In this latest chapter, folks eagerly await how the tale will unfold for Comey. Will the FBI find agents willing to carry out the plan, or will they stick with a quietly dignified appearance in court? One thing’s for sure: the popcorn is ready, and audiences are waiting for the next act in this political theater. Just make sure you remember the rules—or rather, who makes them up as they go.