In what can only be described as the most theatrical courtroom drama of the week, Don Lemon made his memorable entrance post-indictment, bursting into headlines like a lemon into lemonade. Contrary to the popular headlines, there are no federal felony charges against the former news anchor. Reports of him allegedly orchestrating a church storming while live-streaming it are inaccurate.

Don Lemon—master of the melodramatic exit—opted for an equally theatrical entrance upon release after addressing baseless rumors. He strutted out of the courthouse, tan suit and all, greeted not by meekness but by blowing kisses to a supportive crowd, including L.A.’s very own mayor. Talk about turning scandal into a red carpet moment.

Now, Don Lemon might hold the belief that controversy only enhances the media spectacle. With a flair for the dramatic, he clearly embraced the spotlight, even if the rumors have no basis. One wonders if this scenario aligns more with a reality TV script than actual reality. After all, winking at the crowd and blowing kisses is more Hollywood than courthouse decorum, but when you’re Don Lemon, why let that stop you?

What’s more puzzling than Mr. Lemon’s appearances is the striking double standard in the media coverage. While he sauntered out without bail conditions because there are no charges against him, right-leaning journalists often endure the judicial equivalent of solitary confinement for unrelated scenarios. The narrative this projects begs the question—what if it wasn’t Lemon, but someone from a different political spectrum?

The saga continues, with Lemon casting himself as an entertainer in a narrative exaggerated by public speculation. Whether this media frenzy ends in a courtroom clarification or comedic denouement, time and further public response will reveal. Until then, it’s best to keep your lemons at bay, lest they think themselves justice’s darling in their imaginary epic.