Recently, there’s been some serious drama at a Chipotle that could make even the spiciest salsa seem mild. Picture this: ICE agents walk in, and chaos erupts like guacamole at a bad taco night. Evidently, someone thought it was a good idea to throw a fit over law enforcement doing their thing in a Mexican restaurant. Because who needs facts when you have a good ol’ emotional outrage, right?

So there’s this group of ICE agents just trying to grab their burritos and peace, but they end up being the latest targets in the never-ending culture war. A couple of folks in the Chipotle seemed convinced these agents were crashing the party to invade their guacamole, but really, they were just there for lunch. Sounds like quite the plot twist for a Tuesday afternoon. Maybe next, they’ll be blaming law enforcement for the chips being too salty.

Now, let’s break this down. People getting upset because agents are doing their job? That’s a wild take, especially when it seems to stem from the assumption that ICE has a personal vendetta against tacos. It’s almost like claiming that the local library hates reading because they’re checking out books instead of serving you snacks. They’re not targeting people because of their skin color; they’re doing their job to uphold immigration laws.

And here’s the kicker: some people even tried to flip it on its head by claiming that if someone got kicked out for being in the country illegally, that had to be racist! So let me get this straight: if you’re caught breaking the law, it’s all about the hue of your skin? If that were true, then the only folks getting pulled over would be people with a body temperature above freezing. News flash, folks—breaking the law isn’t a cultural thing; it’s just breaking the law.

In the grand sandwich of life, it feels like we’re spreading confusion more than we’re slapping on the mayo of empathy. Maybe instead of interrupting ICE agents’ lunch breaks, we should just sit down with a burrito and figure out what the actual issues are instead of turning Chipotle into a soapbox for misguided outrage. Because at the end of the day, no one should be having a meltdown over a burrito bowl. If anything, those chips and queso are the real deal!