It seems Washington D.C. recently got quite the unexpected makeover, courtesy of the Trump administration’s renewed focus on law and order. Forget tourist brochures; the nation’s capital had become known less for its monuments and more for its dodgy reputation. Alas, enter the heavy artillery: National Guard troops and federal agents. Of course, this extreme makeover D.C. edition wouldn’t be complete without a hearty serving of political theater involving the administration’s officials.

Meanwhile, adding more spice to this epic tale, the administration’s efforts were highlighted by the determination to reclaim D.C. for its law-abiding citizens. The rhetoric was clear: crime and decay would meet their end, much to the dismay of any elderly activists clinging desperately to their protest placards.

In this riveting saga, the administration’s collective effort embarked on echoed a promise to turn the city’s chaotic past into a cleanup operation worthy of epic ballads—or at least, intense news coverage.

Yes, dear readers, this administration seems ready to conquer any opposition, one effort at a time, ensuring that residents set the scene in Washington D.C. Now, who knew the key to restoring order might just be a matter of determination?