In the latest episode of As The Political World Turns, it seems the Obama family is back in the spotlight and not exactly for the reasons they’d like. While we’re not ones to indulge in celebrity gossip, the buzz surrounding America’s favorite ex-presidential couple is too juicy—and humorous—to ignore.

Rumors of a possible divorce between Michelle and Barack have been swirling faster than a hurricane thanks to some oddly timed social media posts. Now, we all know social media can be a minefield, and when you’re a former resident of the White House, every post is scrutinized like an ancient artifact. Despite these rumors being attributed to reduced public appearances rather than any specific post, might this be an accidental gaffe or an intentional jab? Either way, it’s been dubbed the fastest way to a split.

Michelle, however, is no stranger to the rumor mill and added fuel to the fire with her straightforward attempts to squash whispers of marital doom. In a recent interview, she downplayed the absence of candid couple photos, noting that unlike millennials glued to their screens, they’re simply not documenting every waking moment. But here’s where it gets interesting—while dismissing selfie culture, she explained that they’ve chosen not to appear as much in public because they’re 60.

One can’t help but chuckle at how the pair, who’ve long championed themes of love and unity, now find themselves at the center of speculation about a relationship gone sour. The comedic element doesn’t end there, as both seemed to jest about their digital detachment while trying desperately to maintain that social media presence.

Despite the rumors and jabs, the Obamas are still out there, navigating fame and fortune while the rest of us delight in the spectacle of their very public lives. After all, nothing says “modern romance” like an Instagram post gone awry or a podcast waiting in the wings. As always, we’ll keep a watchful, albeit amused, eye on this saga because it’s the drama we didn’t know we needed.