In the grand theater of politics, last week’s uninvited sermon at the National Cathedral was about as welcome as a bull in a china shop. Picture this: Donald Trump, the former president with a flair for the dramatic, attending a church service where he received a lesson in morality from a priestess. The topic? Trans kids and undocumented immigrants, naturally. It feels like a scene straight out of a sitcom, where the punchline is never quite what you expect.
The priestess, in her wisdom, implored the congregation to “have mercy on families scared for their lives.” Let’s pause for a moment and consider just how ridiculous this sounds coming from a pulpit. Here’s a heads-up, folks: If you’re picking a fight with Trump in front of a crowd, you might as well bring popcorn because it’s bound to get entertaining. And wouldn’t you know it? Some progressive clergy seem to think that lecturing a former president is the new holy grail of virtue signaling.
And while we’re at it, let’s discuss the real star of the show: JD Vance, who, in that moment, adopted the kind of look that could launch a thousand memes. Have you seen that face? It’s a perfect blend of confusion and disbelief, like he just bit into a lemon right after realizing he was holding a taco. Vance’s expression is one for the history books, and trust me, it’ll pop up in campaign videos faster than you can say “socialism.”
But let’s be clear — lecturing Trump about wokeness in a church? That’s like trying to teach a fish to ride a bicycle. The priestess was on a crusade of her own, pontificating on the supposed goodness of all immigrants while ignoring the rule of law. Why Robin Hood, with his band of merry men, might have even gotten nervous in the presence of such blatant hypocrisy. If she’s looking for criminals, she might want to check the political playground instead; there’s a lot more mischief happening in Congress than in any field.
With every passing day, more Americans are fed up with the woke narrative pushing its way into our churches and politics. The idea that virtue resides only with those who cling to the progressive agenda is laughable. Donald Trump, for all his controversies, stands up as a reminder that traditional values still matter. This isn’t just about people’s feelings; it’s about principles. Instead of diving into the moralizing game, maybe it’s time we all took a tip from the good book — you know, the one that never condemned hard work or lawful living.
As we watch the political drama unfold, one thing is clear: the more the left tries to shove their agenda down our throats, the harder the backlash from everyday Americans. So, let’s sit back, grab a lemonade, and enjoy the show. Because if there’s one thing politics has taught us, it’s that we should always expect the unexpected, especially when it involves a former president, a priestess, and a man with a meme-worthy expression. The real question we should be asking is: How soon till the next sermon turns into another viral sensation?
