MSNBC Anchors Humiliated as Tears Flow During Biden Send-Off

Joe Biden is making quite the exit from the White House, and folks, it’s less like an Irish goodbye and more like a fireworks display gone horribly wrong. You know, the kind where the neighborhood watches—from a safe distance, of course—while wondering if they should call 911 or just pour a stiff drink. With approval ratings that are lower than a limbo stick at a toddler’s birthday party, Biden’s farewell is shaping up to be the stuff of legends—just not the kind he’d want.

Now, let’s talk numbers. Imagine a president leaving office with a whopping 36% approval rating. That’s like being the last pick in gym class, but worse—because it’s not just your classmates who think you’re terrible. Biden’s approval ratings on critical issues like the economy and immigration have fallen to the 20s, which is impressive for a record-breaking level of unpopularity. You might say he’s in the running for the presidency of “Least Likely to Be Missed.”

And what about that farewell address? Picture a man so determined to leave his mark that he sits on a specially cushioned pillow during his speech. Let’s be real: if you’re using more pillows than an average five-star hotel just to look taller behind the presidential desk, your days might be numbered. And speaking of things that should’ve been left unspoken, he somehow took the opportunity to warn against the dangers of social media, all while his own family continues to be one giant cautionary tale. Who knew Hunter Biden’s extracurricular activities would be the real-time example of what not to do on social media?

But wait, it gets better. Biden’s parting words weaved a narrative resembling a cautionary tale of the dangers of misinformation—coming from the man whose presidency has had more plot twists than a daytime soap opera. He talked about a rise in truth-squashing “oligarchs” and how the press is crumbling, but isn’t that just a little hard to swallow? A man who’s allegedly been patting himself on the back for four years suddenly takes a sharp turn to the melodrama of “beware of the truth,” as if he hasn’t been a leading character in the very fabric of political embellishment.

As if that wasn’t enough, Biden’s “farewell” also saw him invoke echoes of Eisenhower as if his own legacy could stand toe-to-toe with a real statesman. He could have gone for a nice reflective tone, but instead, he opted for a diversionary rant about the military-industrial complex. It’s like walking into a farewell party and giving a three-hour lecture on political theory while everyone else just wants to eat cake and go home. The poor guy might need a reminder that sometimes, less is more—especially when your audience consists of people who are mostly celebrating your departure.

In the grand scheme of things, it seems Biden’s farewell address will be etched into the annals of history not for its brilliance, but for giving absolutely everyone their just desserts. The Democrats—who were riding high when he took office—are now left to clean up the proverbial party mess as they watch Trump’s popularity inch back up. It’s almost poetic, folks. As Biden rides off into the sunset with approval ratings that make you question reality, we’re left chuckling and wondering: was this a farewell speech or just a long, drawn-out punchline in the America’s comedy of errors? Spoiler alert: it’s probably both, and the laughter is only beginning.

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