As we bid adieu to the press secretary who has taken self-importance to a whole new level, one can’t help but appreciate the sheer melodrama of it all. Karine Jean-Pierre’s farewell was less about what she did during her time in the White House and more about her personal journey—one that, surprise, surprise, revolves around her historic identity. Yes, indeed, it’s a classic case of “me, myself, and I” in the political spotlight, where the narrative often takes a backseat to the person delivering it.

In her grand exit, Jean-Pierre broke down in tears—because of course she did—reflecting on her historic role as the first Black, gay female press secretary. It’s almost as if she believed her presence alone was the most significant event in America. One could argue that a press briefing is meant to inform the public about crucial issues, such as the conflict in Gaza or inflation rates, but that certainly wasn’t going to be the priority when there were personal accolades to shower upon herself. You’d think running the White House communications might involve some actual communication about pressing matters, but it seems for her, it was all about keeping the spotlight firmly glued to her.

But the cherry on top of this spectacle was her decision to block John Kirby from addressing the press. What a power move! In a moment that could have offered critical updates about international affairs, Jean-Pierre instead chose to redirect all the attention back to her—like a stage performer ensuring she gets the closing act. It was reminiscent of a high school hall monitor with a newfound power, making sure not even the most seasoned competitors could steal the show. Let’s just say, securing the last word on her farewell certainly put the “press” in “press secretary,” but maybe not in the way she intended.

Meanwhile, the contrast between the reception of Jean-Pierre and that of her predecessor couldn’t be starker. Remember when the media had a field day with every misstep of the previous administration? The current one, however, has enjoyed a cozy, protective bubble, thanks in large part to identity politics shielding its personnel. Enter Peter Ducey from Fox News, who bravely threw a couple of questions her way during her final moments. Yet, his inquiries were met with some weak banter and coy responses rather than the probing answers we’d expect from anyone serving in such a critical role. It’s almost as if challenging the administration has become a radical act in today’s supposed land of free speech.

As Jean-Pierre wipes away her tears and prepares to step into the proverbial sunset, the media landscape prepares for a shift. Trump’s re-emergence as a central figure on the political stage promises to bring back a certain vigor and bite to press conferences that many have been missing. Who knows? We might even see some tough, real questions fly across that podium again. We can only hope it won’t devolve into another session of narcissism overshadowing actual journalism. And should that happen, one thing is for sure: the “press” will finally start feeling like it can press for the truth rather than just play along in the performative dance of political theater.

So, as we turn the page on Jean-Pierre’s chapter—one filled with personal reflections and self-congratulations—it’s worth wondering who will take her place. Will the next press secretary be an adult in the room, engaging with serious issues rather than indulging in a soap opera? Only time will tell, but let’s raise a glass and toast the hopeful return of hard-hitting press briefings—minus the melodrama. Cheers to that new era, whatever it may look like!