In the bustling landscape of Los Angeles politics, a new hero is rumored to ride in on a white horse (or perhaps a reality TV show), declaring war on waste, fraud, and a homelessness crisis that seems to grow as fast as the avocado toast trend. This hero? Spencer Pratt, who is apparently ready to throw his designer hat into the ring for LA’s mayoral race. It seems he’s not just here to star in a reality show reboot, but he’s got a real plan—or at least the start of one—to save the City of Angels.

Spencer is calling out the big bucks and asking some hard questions about where all this money is actually going. Anyone who’s looked at California’s financial peace of mind might think there’s plenty to go around for fixing problems like homelessness and providing housing. However, Spencer’s observations hint at an entirely different reality: it’s like there’s a giant black hole where taxpayer money disappears, and not even the star-powered magic of Hollywood can get it back.

Now, let’s talk about how Spencer wants to tackle homelessness. He believes it starts with kicking out the main villain: drugs. According to him, there’s an ironic scene in downtown LA where you can drive up in an Escalade or a Tesla, and nonchalantly deal drugs without a hitch. Fentanyl, in particular, is causing havoc, and Spencer’s plan starts with booting those sneaky dealers out of town. If nothing else, this is a page right out of a script where the good guy takes down the bad guys in a no-holds-barred fight for justice.

But what happens to areas like Altadena and Pacific Palisades, you may wonder. In Spencer’s world, prayers might be all that some residents have. Yet, he’s advocating for federal intervention. His dream scenario involves federal dollars winging their way directly to those victims who have been left in the lurch by state and insurance iterations. Ah, the elusive fairy godmother of federal assistance! It’s like asking the Clintons to give back donations—unlikely, but a nice dream.

The idea that the government should serve the people isn’t new, but Spencer’s suggesting something refreshingly populist for a reality star turned political hopeful. Maybe the city politics handbook needs the kind of plot twist only a reality TV star could provide, cutting through red tape and getting funds to the very people who need it most. If Spencer Pratt has his way, LA might just find itself in a new era—one where money actually moves towards solving problems instead of sinking under bureaucracy. Here’s to hoping he’s got more than just a good script!