When one thinks about the intersection of modern pop culture and classic literature, it’s easy to picture a deranged hipster sporting a “Lord of the Rings” T-shirt while sipping on an organic kale smoothie. But increasingly, it seems that our beloved fantasy characters are not just the stuff of Middle-Earth lore; they’re being analyzed as potential candidates in what can only be described as the most bizarre political commentary we’ve ever witnessed. Yes, folks, it’s time for how “Lord Sauron v. Beyoncé” became the battle of two titans in an absurdist showdown of cultural relevance.

During a recent video segment, viewers were treated to what might be the most profound philosophical discussion of our time: a heated debate over whom to choose between Sauron, the Dark Lord himself, and the queen of pop, Miss Beyoncé Knowles-Carter. Who would emerge victorious in the battle of influence? One could argue that either choice is an excellent metaphor for today’s political landscape—do we pick the eternal embodiment of evil or a figure seemingly radiating all that is wonderful in the world? What a delightful dilemma!

For those still trying to make sense of this epic throwdown, let’s dissect it: Sauron is, after all, an immortal being who wreaked havoc on Middle Earth and has an impressive resume of deception and ambition that could rival any political campaign. Meanwhile, Beyoncé manages to maintain a moral high ground, inspiring millions with her powerful songs and dance moves that can make even the most jaded among us shed a tear—or inadvertently try out for “Dancing with the Stars.” Choosing between them may require a multi-part voter’s guide.

But hold onto your wizard hats, because the analogy doesn’t end there. A further comparison was made between Sauron and contemporary pop stars like Charlie XCX and Billie Eilish. It appears we may have missed the memo that in 2023, the Dark Lord’s long-ago conquest of Middle Earth somehow qualifies him as royalty in the cultural zeitgeist. Isn’t it quaint? One moment, he’s terrorizing the free peoples of Middle Earth, and the next, he’s up against the pop elites in a colorful, glitter-filled arena where only the most fabulous reign. Who knew the forces of evil could be so relatable?

In the end, what can this faux battleground teach us? Perhaps it’s a reflection of our broader societal confusion—where we juxtapose Blytheville’s imagined dangers with the very real pressures of our modern entertainment-driven culture. If anyone can comprehend the complexities of these choices, one could argue it’s the whimsical youth of today who are slowly realizing that perhaps neither Sauron nor Beyoncé should be leading any charge into battle. And yet, here we are, debating which iconic figure has more clout while real-world issues are left to simmer like an undercooked stew.

So, as debates rage on over choosing a dark overlord versus a pop princess, let us not forget the next time you open Twitter, Instagram, or even that good old-fashioned newspaper—things may get darker than we expected, and not just because Sauron has decided to trade his formidable armies for a reservation at the hottest new club. It’s a brave new world where anything can happen, and apparently, Sauron has managed to earn a seat at the table. But perhaps, just maybe, we should be questioning whether either deserves a spot in today’s cultural lexicon at all.